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3-9-2002
A Few Zen Thoughts for those who may take life too seriously.
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7.I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you like peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
12. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse
gets the cheese.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people
have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade.
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it.
21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments
22. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
23. I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before
we met.
24.OK, so what's the speed of dark?
25. How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
26. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.
27 .When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
28. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
29. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have
film.
30. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her
friends?
31. Eagles my soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
32. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard
disk?
33. What happens if you get scared to death twice?
34. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling
out.
35. I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn
louder.
36. Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
Have a great day!
2-10-2002
I read this in Family Circle and
thought that it applied to all of the
decorative painters out there.
Words to
Live By
I am__
Ageless, Adventurous,
Active
Beautiful, Balanced,
Blessed
Charismatic, Creative,
Capable
Dynamic,
Divine, Determined
Enthusiastic, Eloquent. Extraordinary
Feisty,
Faithful, Free
Graceful, Genuine, Gutsy
Hardworking, Honest,
Happy
Imaginative, Insightful, Individual, Influential
Joyful, Jovial
Kind, Kindred
Spirit, Knowledgeable
Logical, Loving, Luminescent, Luscious
Magical,
Motivated, Magnificent
Natural,
Never Late, Noticeable
Optimistic, Observant, Original
Perceptive, Poised,
Persistent
Quick-on-my-feet, Quirky
Resilient,
Reliable, Radiant
Sensational, Self-Assured, Spiritual
Trustworthy, Thoughtful
Unique, Unabashed, Understanding
Vibrant, Valuable, Versatile
Witty, Whimsical,
Wise
eXuberant, fleXible, eXcited
Youthful
Zany, Zealous,
Zingy
What do you think? Are there
more adjectives? Let me know and I will add them on.
Have a great day!
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